Wednesday, November 25, 2009

La Wolf

I've been using my brain a little.

I've been writing up my high school transcript and I just finished algebra 2.... amen and hallelujah, that makes me excited. As you hopefully know, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It will be, as usual, in interesting day. But I wish you all the very best Thanksgiving EVER. The End.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

B-I-N-G-O

Well, today is the day I realized I enjoy math, especially when comparing it to alll the other bad things in the world. Math just happens to be one of the few hard things that I enjoy. I also discovered that my graphing calculator has games.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Dude, I am totally stoked.

So, Saturday night was the first night I cried for a movie/TV show. It was so... different. It was especially pleasant because nobody was home!!!! Imagine that. My family went to my cousins wedding (my dad was at work) and left me alllll alone. It was lonely yes, but I found some comfort in the fact that I could be freely and simply ME. I cried because the evil dude killed the chick who was suppose to marry this other dude who was perfectly innocent and didn't deserve to have his beautiful fiancé DIE and the evil dude killed her just because she loved the other guy and the evil dude did NOT know how to control his anger. Despite your current beliefs, it was not a soap-opera.

The reason they left me was because I had to audition for theatre class... it was craazzzzzyy. The folks in my theatre class are WEIRD, but you know what, I like that. At first I was like, "we could never be friends!" But now I'm like, "Bahaha, you're an idiot!" .... In Joelle world, that's basically a good thing.

"Life is so ironic to understand fully, it takes sadness to know what is happiness. noise to distinguish silent and a broken heart to find true love."

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Lo siento sombrero

I don't have much to say.... it could be a lack of thoughts or just plan disinterest, but whatever. I'm dying to have a Fall party. I would have a combinations of nature, scents, and color; but in a different, unique way. Instead of having pumpkins (they're too pricey for my pocket) I would use hollow, painted eggs on candle holders... stop giving me that ridiculous look and just imagine it. Technically speaking, I should be studying US history II (or eating dinner), but I'm rebelling. This morning, I was permitted to have breakfast with a good friend. It was fun and an enjoyable break, and it is of my opinion that humans function better with a deserved break... I don't know that I deserved it, but it was enjoyable nonetheless. I have been receiving quite a few birthday invitations. I don't know how I feel about that. I've always wanted my birthday to be in Autumn, but no matter how much wishing I do, it never happens. I'm so depressed about it. Well, I think dinner is served and I think I just wasted some of my time, but that's what I'm good at.

cheerio

P.S. I remembered another thing I am fantastic at... fishing. Check out this beast of a monster fish. I was so proud... still am.


Thursday, August 27, 2009

just let me...

OK, this is a little weird, but I really want to show you my fashion folder, and maybe someday I'll show you my mental house/home decorating folder! My fashion folder consists of pictures of clothing, and a couple good sites. Instead of looking at pants or skirts or shirts, I'll show you the shoes, hats, coats and such. I think that would be more interesting than dresses.

These are beautiful boots. I love them because they would look adorable with any of my dresses or skirts. I think I would get dark brown or black.

I like ANY TYPE of flat.

I also like heels.


I am a fan of converse
Rocket dog is pretty awesome too

Hats...
I seriously just started getting into them...I can especially see myself wear a hat for a gig or something like that.



Next, let's look at coats!





Now we'll glance at bags.






Next, I'll show you my watch necklace



Aren't they beautiful???!!!

Could this pass as a hobby?


Tuesday, August 4, 2009

ologies....

FOOD-OLOGY
1

What is your salad dressing of choice?
I don't eat salad unless I'm feeling watched. If I die soon, you'll know it's a lack of fruit and vegetables.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
I don't go to many, but I enjoy Cracker Barrel

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
I can't decide. Basically, I like all of them.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A vanilla ice cream cone.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese and pepperoni.

TECHNOLOGY
2

What color cell phone do you have?
Let's just call it sleek black.

BIOLOGY
3

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not as of now. I might have to get my birthmark removed, maybe my wisdom teeth.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Naomi, our dog.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Haha, I wish..... that would be exciting, but no.


If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I think it would be good.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Probably something weirder, like, Estella, or Harper, or Jade.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Ha, yeah.

How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Two. I very much dislike flip-flops.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Uh, never? They like to follow me around, then pass me, ....oh wait.... I remember. When I was little, my friend and I were playing with a pay phone at the park. "accidentally" called 911 and got in big trouble. It was awful. He gave me such a heartfelt lecture.

Last person you talked to?
Charity.

Last person you hugged?
My little brother gave me an attack hug, but the last person I voluntarily hugged....I don't remember. Probably someone at church.

FAVORIT-OLOGY
4

Season?
Fall.

Holiday?
Right now, Christmas.

Day of the week?
Saturday or Sunday.

Month?
OK, this is getting annoying.... Phoenix.

CURRENT-OLOGY
5

Missing someone?
Now that I think about it, yes.

Mood?
Not content and angry at myself.

What are you listening to?
Crystal exercising, mom reading Charity a book.

Worrying about?
The future.

RANDOM-OLOGY
6

First place you went this morning?
Well, it depends what you mean by "place"

What's the last movie you saw?
I think it was like "angel" something. It was weird because the main character died.

Do you smile often?
Nottttt reallllyyyy.

ME-OLOGY
7

Do you always answer your phone?
No.

It’s four in the morning and you get a message, who is it?
Someone creepy.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Green.

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I have never ever been to Sonic.

Do you own a digital camera?
Yes.

Have you ever had a pet fish?
Haha, yes.... about 3 or 4.

What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Clothes and money. Shoes, and hats. A coat. Boots, and a watch necklace. I have a folder in my bookmarks just for fashion.... I'll show it to you someday.

Can you do pushups?
No, not one.

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Nervous.

Do you have any saved texts?
yes.

Ever been in a car wreck?
No, not yet but it will come.

Do you have an accent?
I hope not, because if I did, it would be a southern accent. I think it would be fun to have a British accent. I can do different accents for theatre.

What is the last song to make you cry?
Happy birthday.

When was the last time you cried?
I don't remember.

Plans tonight?
Playing the piano.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
I've felt like it, but I don't think I'll know till I'm dead.

Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
I don't even know what yesterday was.

Have you ever been given roses?
No.

Current hate right now?
Probably my attitude.

Met someone who changed your life?
Yes.

How did you bring in the new year?
I don't think we did anything special. We probably went to bed at ten. I think Crystal and I stayed up till 12:00. Hopefully this time we can do something exciting.

What song represents you?
You tell me.

Name three people who might complete this?
This is DULL

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes, I think I would.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
I don't believe in dating younger than 63.

Does anyone love you?
My cat,,, just because I'm the only one who feeds her.

Would you be a pirate?
YES!

What songs do you sing in the shower?
I sing jazz in the shower.

Ever had someone sing to you?
No.... no.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Fine Lady

Let's PRETEND.

Once, there was a very fine lady. This lady was very rich and famous; always the favorite.

Her name is Mrs. Russell



Mrs. Russell had a best friend and they decided to go and get a facial. They decided the facial not ONLY made their skin beautiful, but it tasted good too!


After a long day at the spa, they decided to have dinner. They had hot sauce hot dogs (the orange stuff), grapes (the round purple things), macaroni and cheese (the yellow mushy stuff), and dinner rolls (the rock-like thing).


Oh, and they had hot-cold chocolate to drink.


The lovely ladies named this the strangest meal on the face of the planet...... I agree.